Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I actually pay taxes

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

Geert Wilders: Dutch government collapses as far-right leader exits coalition - BBC

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I see through liars

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

Discover Why These 2025 Milky Way Photos Are Shaking the Astrophotography World - The Daily Galaxy

I have a reading level above third grade

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

Taylor Swift And Travis Kelce Simply Couldn't Take The Heart-Pounding Drama Of Championship Hockey - Athlon Sports

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I don’t cotton to rapists

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

What is the science behind red light therapy?

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I have complete contempt for fakery

Why does it feel like music today is boring?

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

Tourists break crystal-covered chair at Italian museum: "Every museum's nightmare has come true" - CBS News

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

From Trader Joe’s to Children’s Hospital, these are the Colorado locations where you could have been exposed to measles - The Denver Post

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

Do you usually wear your panties over or under your pantyhose?

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

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I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

Do all armies have the same rank structure?

I understand how hurricane paths work

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

Scientists find a boulder weighing 2,645,547 pounds that was washed inland by an enormous tsunami - Earth.com

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

What are the potential benefits of going without clothes at home for a few days without any specific reason?

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

Club World Cup crowds have wildly fluctuated, from swathes of empty seats to 'hostile' atmospheres - AP News

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

I can read

Is Europe willing to risk losing its alliance with the United States, if they choose to continue the war in Ukraine?

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I don’t buy bullshit

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I can count

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I have complete contempt for traitorism

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that